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Bubba Knows Everybody
(sorry, didn't know where else to put a bubba joke)

Bubba and his boss were talking when the boss realized that he had an appointment with the ceo.
Boss:Sorry bubba but I've got to go see the ceo.
Bubba:Really, say hi for me.
Boss:What, you don't know the ceo.
Bubba:Sure I do. I know everybody.
Boss: You don't know everybody Bubba.
Bubba: Yes I do. Test me. Name anybody and I know them.
Boss.(thinks) I bet you don't know Tom Selick.
Bubba:Sure I know tom. We went to school together.
Boss:I don't believe you.Prove it.
They fly to california. They approach Tom's house and knock.
Tom:Hello?- Oh hello Bubba. How have you been?
Bubba:I've been fine.
They sit and talk for half-an-hour, then leave.
Bubba:See boss I do know everybody.
Boss:That was just luck.You can't know everybody.
Bubba:Yes I can. Try me again. Name anybody.
Boss:O.k. How about the Pres. Bill Clinton.
Bubba:I know him. We were in BoyScouts together.
Boss:I don't believe you. Prove it.
They fly to D.C. and push their way to the front of a press conference and Clinton notices them. He waves
Clinton:Hi Bubba. How have you been all these years?
Bubba:Hello Bill.I'm fine.
They sit and talk for half-an-hour, then leave
Bubba:See boss I do know everybody.
Boss:That was coincidence.You CAN'T know everybody.
Bubba: Sure I can. Try again.Think of someone World known
Boss: I got it. You don't know the Pope. Bubba:Yes I do. Why he baptized me.
Boss: There is no way you know the pope.
They fly to vatican city and go to the mass. They try to push their way to the front but can't.
Bubba:I'll go ahead and give you a sign that I know the pope.
Boss:That's fine.
{bubba goes ahead and vanishes in the crowd, which comes to a roar as the pope walkes out--Bubba at his side}
Bubba returns after mass to find his Boss passed-out
Bubba:Hey boss. Was it too much for you that I knew the pope?
Boss:No. What really got me was when you walked out...the man next to me said" Who is that man with Bubba?"

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