Fun with Microsoft Word
Type the following phrase in Microsoft Word:
I'd like to impeach bill clinton
Then highlight the whole phrase and use the thesaurus on it (shift+F7).
How many White House Interns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they're too busy screwing the President.
What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton?
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Clinton doesn't know the difference.
What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
His faces.
Why does Hillary Clinton wear high collared blouses?
So you won't see her adam's apple move when Bill talks.
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog. Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.
"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
William Jefferson Clinton, 1974...
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