A man was walking down the beach one day and he came across a girl, without arms
or legs, crying hysterically. He asked her, "What's wrong?" She said, "I'm 25
years old and I've never been kissed. So he felt bad for her and laid this
long, passionate kiss on her. She was happy. Then she began crying again. He
said, "I kissed you, what's wrong with you now?!" She replied, "I've also never
been screwed." So he gently picked her up, and carried her along the beach and
then threw her limbless body into the ocean and hollered,"There ya go sweetie,
now you're screwed!!"
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