---

A duck, a baby duck, a mother skunk and a baby skunk and they were all crossing the highway. A big truck came along and ran over the two mothers and killed them both.
The baby duck and the baby skunk made it across and after a while the baby duck looks at the baby skunk and says: my mother never even told me what i was before she died. So the skunk looks at the duck and says; well you've got a bill, and webbed feet and feathers so i bet you must be a duck.
Then the skunk looks at the duck and says my mother never told me what i was befoe she died either. So the duck looks at the skunk and says well, you've got black on you so you're not white and white on you so you're not black and you smell pretty bad so you must be a Mexican!

---

BACK