SCHOOL JOKES
The teacher asked the children to tell a short story with a moral for an
ending.
The first kid raised his hand. "My mom went to the chicken coop,
gathered up twelve eggs and tried to bring them back to the kitchen, but
slipped and broke them all."
"And what was the moral to the story?"
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" replied the child.
A second child raised his hand. "My dad got twelve eggs to hatch for
laying hens, and put them in the incubator, but only 8 of them hatched."
The teacher asked what the moral was.
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch" answered the child.
Little Tim was waving his hand in the back of the room. "My dad once
parachuted over enemy territory with a six pack of beer, a machine gun,
and a bayonet. He drank the beer on the way down, and landed in the
middle of a hundred enemy. He killed 70 with the machine gun, 20 with
the bayonet, and ended up killing the last ten with his bare hands."
The teacher nodded, "That was an interesting story, Tim, but what was is
the moral?"
"Don't mess with my dad when he's been drinking."
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