A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is
working, and asks him "Daddy, what's sex?" So, her father sits her
down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.
He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs
etc... He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections,
wet-dreams... He thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the
whole works, thinking that to tell it all is the only way to tell
truth.
The girl is somewhat awe struck with this sudden influx of bizarre
new knowledge, and her father finally asks, "So what made you wish
to know about sex?"
"Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
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