A 35 year old woman has never been married, never been on a date, and has never even had a prolonged conversation with a man. Thinking the problem might be medical, she consults a doctor. The doctor, a Chinese internist, listens to her tale of woe and says, "I sink you have Zachery's Disease."
She says "That sounds awful. Are you sure?"
The doctor says "rets do test to be positive. He first asks her to take off all her clothes. Next he asks to to walk away from him, turn around, and walk back. "'Yes, I right" he says. "Your face rook zachery rike your ass."
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